Author Archives: hattiemily

About hattiemily

London-based poet. Previously published on the underground, currently can't remember how to actually write.

Hattie Vs Cheese: An Apology

You’re probably wondering why there was no Hattie Vs Cheese last month. Or, perhaps, you didn’t even notice. I wouldn’t blame you. Possibly there’s no need to write this post, but I think enough of you are going to keep … Continue reading

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Hattie Vs Cheese: what cheese can lure a grizzly from a mountain?

Hattie tries ‘soft cheese, but with a rind’ as her quest suddenly multiplies in difficulty. Continue reading

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Hattie Vs Cheese: Which cheese surrounds a castle?

Hattie ‘tries’ mozzarella, king of all Italian cheeses. Continue reading

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Hattie Vs Cheese: What Cheese do you use to disguise a horse?

Hattie takes the first step on her quest to actually, you know, like cheese… Continue reading

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Granger & Co (King’s Cross)

Hattie and Amy get brunch on their way to the Christmas markets of Lille and Bruges at Granger & Co. Continue reading

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Food Porn Friday – Episode 30: Finale

In the Grand Finale of Food Porn Friday, Hattie runs through her Top 5 highlights… Continue reading

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Food Porn Friday – Episode 29: Thanksgiving

What brunch do you have the morning after Thanksgiving? Hattie has all the answers. Continue reading

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Food Porn Friday – Episode 28: Cheese

This week on Food Porn Friday… cheese. Continue reading

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Food Porn Friday – Episode 27: Low-Carb

Hattie offers up some low-carb suggestions… why you would want that, I have no idea… Continue reading

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Food Porn Friday – Episode 26: Nuts

As usual, Hattie uses Food Porn Friday to passive aggressively comment on her best friend’s eating habits… Continue reading

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